What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like religions.

Deuteronomy 17

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Lose lips shimk ships.

This isn't going to, hurt.

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?